

Twilight JokesA few jokes I found that had to do with the twilight series:Twilight Jokes
- How do you stop Jacob Black from attacking you? You pick up a stick, throw it and yell 'fetch'!
- Why can't people stay angry at Jasper Hale? He calms them
- Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as or more beautiful then herself. She came back with a mirror...
- Alice Cullen and the Hulk were on a cruise and the ship sank, and they got trapped on an island, who would win a fight between them? There would be no fight becasue Alice would have seen the ship sink in her visions and never got on!
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